Tell me the condition & Price for your stuff listed on gumtree. Please strictly reply back to my email wilijkn@yahoo.com
The Response:
Good Evening Kind Sir and/or Madam,
God be praised, your SMS has come at a most auspicious time, for I had all but given up hope that somebody would be interested in purchasing the truly extraordinary stuff that I have listed on the website 'gumtree.com' .
You queried the condition of the stuff which I have listed and it is my great pleasure and honour to tell you that it is of the most impeccable standards. I can guarantee with the utmost certainty that if you were to go forth with your intent to purchase you will be extremely satisfied.
How can I be so certain I hear you ask? Ha! Excuse me while I laugh a moment, for that is an extremely simple question to answer.
Whilst I was undergoing my most recent journey of enlightenment, traversing through the Great Himalayan Mountains, by a blessed chance of fate I happen to stumble across none other than the All-Knowing Bala himself!
Now I know what you're thinking, what I say can not possibly be the truth, for nobody has ever laid eyes on the Almighty Bala. But, I swear to you friend, I do indeed speak the truth.
What is even more unbelievable is that by some strange fortune I was already in possession of the stuff when I met the most revered God of them all, and so, rather than be selfish and ask for a blessing for my poor undeserving self, I did the most selfless thing I could and I asked him instead to bless the stuff. This ensured that one more deserving than I would eventually come in possession of the Puissant Bala's blessing.
After hearing all this I know you will be extremely eager to know what price I have put on the stuff and to be honest, there is no price you can put on the blessing of the Great One.
However, I sense that you are a kind and caring soul and for that reason alone I am willing to sell to you the stuff for the extremely generous price of $350,000.99 .
I understand that at first glance you may feel that this is simply too high a price for you to ever afford.
However, ask yourself this- Can you really put a price on your happiness and fortune? Can you really put a price on something that is 120% confirmed able to bring you ever lasting peace?
No, I didn't think so.
If you would be so kind as to STRICTLY email me your credit card details I will gladly deduct the agreed upon amount and shall in all haste send the stuff to your chosen address.
I await eagerly for your reply.
May Peace Be With You.
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